We Are Awesome

 

Here’s to US!!!!
No matter what our kids and the new generation think about us,
WE ARE AWESOME !!!!
OUR LIFE IS LIVING PROOF !!!!
To Those of Us  Born
1930 – 1979
At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno.. If you don’t read anything else, please
read what he said.
Very well stated, [...]

One day, long, long ago,

One day, long, long ago,
there lived a woman who did not whine,
nag, or bitch.

But it was a long time ago
and it was just that one day.
The End

Interesting World Facts

 
Fact 1: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sexual intercourse right now.
Fact 2: 58,000,000 are kissing.
Fact 3: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex .
Fact 4: 1 lonely person is reading emails…………
You hang in there sunshine…….

Fun YouTube Vids

Ouch!

Kids causing pain

Scared People!!!

Portly ‘ninja’ Wanted by the Fuzz

Portly Ninja…… Proof God has a sense of humor…..
From our good buddies at Yahoo News

True Story? DUI Arrest in Paris, Tennessee

From the state where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this absolutely true story.
A routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in Paris, Tennessee. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with
the officer [...]

Joe Cocker is Hilarious

From my buddy Mark Van Allen…..
Hey, friends, hope you had a nice day… it was a great one for me. One of my musician pals from Birmingham sent this my way, not knowing it actually was my birthday, and it may be some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. For the [...]

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . . Some citizens still trying to have English reinstated and recognized
as Mexifornia’s third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions [...]

Funny Vids Part 2

Family Guy Voice Over’s